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SCENE III
Mother is preparing dinner.
Mom:                 Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!
No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.
Mom:                 Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m hungry.
As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.
Mom:                 Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!
Big gangster:     Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.
Mom:                 Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!
Big gangster:     Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!
Mom:                 Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!
Big gangster:     Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)
Eliza:                  Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop.
The gangster takes the phone away.
Big gangster:     Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.
Mom:                 Too expensive! 20% off.
Big gangster:     Are you buying clothes?
Mom:                 Bargain is my hobby.
Big gangster:    No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remember don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.
Mom:                 O.K. See you then!
At Tunghai Lake.  The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.
Mom:                 Ha! (Mom shouts.)
The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor.
Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?
Mom:                 It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.
Eliza:                  Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?
Big gangster:     Where is the ransom?
Mom:                 Release my daughter first!
Big gangster:     Give me the ransom first!
Mom:                 No way!
And the battle begins.
Mom:                 Justice is always the winner.
Eliza:                  Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!
Celine:               Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.
Celine:               I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved.
Celine:               Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?
Small gangster: I……
Celine:               I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)
Big gangster:     None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.
Eliza:         Me! Me!
Celine:      What do you want to say?
Eliza:         Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!
Mom:        My turn. My turn.
Celine:      O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?
Mom:        Well……
Celine:      Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle.
Mom:        Yes. And the gangsters…
Celine:      Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.
Mom:        Right. And they…
Celine:      They want to trick you, but…
Mom:        But… enough. I’m hungry. I want to go home with my daughter.
Celine:      Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call will often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.
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